Thursday, August 10, 2006

Emily Litella Heard From

Hi All!

What's all this hullabaloo about the slaughter of innocent meek rats?

If some spoiled snot were to shove her chubby fingers into my cage I'd probably bite too! And you wouldn't kill me and my family without a fair trial!

What's that?

"Beer Taps?"

"Mere Rats?"

Oh. well I certainly don't object to killing mere rats. They spread germs and disease.

So, what's that?

"Mere Cats"?

"Meerkats?"

Nevermind.

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