Thursday, October 05, 2006

Wog's Sacrifice to the Baseball Gods

Hi All!

Tonight at dusk I will do my part to help the Minnesota Twins sweep the next three games from the Oakland Athletics by making a burnt offering of a very nifty liquor store display prop.

The canister of Jesse Ventura Minnesota Fireworks will be lit as the base of newspaper and cardboard begins to be consumed as it works its way toward the remains of another Budweiser prop, an 8 foot tall wooden lifeguard chair which was hacked to small timbers earlier this evening in preparation for the sacrifice.

The winds are calm, the sky is clear, the air is crisp as a freshly plucked apple.

Hope the Baseball Gods take notice and approve of our offering.

Cheers!

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