How Low Can You Go on Election Day?

Hi All!

I was disgusted to get up this morning to find my Obi Sium campaign sign gone, stand and all.

It was quite a neighborhood novelty, as there are so very few to be seen around the 4th District. Apparently some Betty (Can't Say "Under God") McCollum supporter feared that one of the dozen or so cars that pass my house daily might contain a voter who might be swayed by my attractive red and yellow sign.

I doubt it was kids. Kids just wreck them. Adults steal them.