The K.I.S.S. Principle - Campaign Sum Ups

Hi All!

This post is kind of a work in progress, and I solicit your help.

What I am trying to find is a terse summation of the presidential campaign.

I've come up with a few, but this is my best so far. Can you top it? The question is, why, simply, should someone vote for your candidate.

"Kerry is a vacillator, Bush is a decision maker."

Another example, which the average voter might not "get":

"Kerry is Carter with charisma. Bush is Reagan without charisma." Too deep? Methinks so.

Please submit your entries. There's a bottle innit for ya, perhaps!