Democrat's Inaugruration Night Schedule

In hacking the internet, I came upon this secret document:

Agenda for the Democrats' Inauguration Night Ceremonies, January 2007

7:00 Opening flag burning.

7:15 Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.

7:30 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:35 Nonreligious worship led by Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 Gay wedding with Barney Frank presiding.

8:30 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 Free Saddam Rally organized by Cindy Sheehan and Barbra Streisand.

8:45 Speech on "The Caliber of American Troops In Iraq" by Sen. Kerry.

9:00 Keynote: "Zee Proper Etiquette for Surrender" by French Pres.Jacques Chirac.

9:15 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 Collection to benefit the Ted Kennedy liver transplant fund.

9:30 Unveiling of a plan to free the freedom fighters from Guantanamo by Sean Penn

9:35 William Jefferson Clinton on "Why I Dislike the Military."

9:45 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 Dan Rather presented the "Truth in Broadcasting" award by Michael Moore.

9:50 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought Down the Towers" by Howard Dean

10:15 Installation of the new Democratic leaders of the House of
Representatives: Speaker--Nancy Pelosi; Judiciary Committee--John
Conyers; Ways and Means--Charles Rangel; Financial Services
Barney Frank; Energy and Commerce--John Dingell; Intelligence--
Alcee Hastings.

10:30 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:35 Installation of the new Democratic leaders of the Senate: Majority
Leader--Harry Reid; Armed Services--Carl Levin; Environment--James
Jeffords; Judiciary--Patrick Leahy; and Health,Education, Labor
and Pensions--Ted Kennedy.

11:15 A short talk on "Our Troops are War Criminals" by Senator Kerry.

11:30 Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton as the 2008 Democratic President.

12:00 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

The next two years should be really fun!!!

Cheers!